After the release of Rick Warren’s Purpose-Driven Halloween, many believers are again celebrating Halloween. Shunning their usual means of celebration, they are this year embracing more traditional Halloween celebrations.
So, as a service, John-Michael and I devised a list of what should be the most popular costumes among students of Dallas Theological Seminary.
10. Vessel Created for Destruction
Terracotta pot with “Destroy” stamp
9. Scale Model of Old Testament Earth
Flat, one continent, very few animals
8. Post-Rapture Christian
Store-bought zombie costume
7. Kirk Cameron
Brillo-pad hair and a squeaky voice
6. A TULIP
Feel free to omit the ‘L,’ I did
5. Bride of Christ
Tammy Faye Baker-esque makeup
4. Catholic Jesus Kit
Giant Saltine Cracker
3. Jerry Falwell Sumo Champion
Normal sumo costume with Falwell mask
2. Body of Christ
Shirtless, stitches on both sides
1. Spanish Missionary
Carry around a trident and a bag labeled “syphilis”
So, as a service, John-Michael and I devised a list of what should be the most popular costumes among students of Dallas Theological Seminary.
10. Vessel Created for Destruction
Terracotta pot with “Destroy” stamp
9. Scale Model of Old Testament Earth
Flat, one continent, very few animals
8. Post-Rapture Christian
Store-bought zombie costume
7. Kirk Cameron
Brillo-pad hair and a squeaky voice
6. A TULIP
Feel free to omit the ‘L,’ I did
5. Bride of Christ
Tammy Faye Baker-esque makeup
4. Catholic Jesus Kit
Giant Saltine Cracker
3. Jerry Falwell Sumo Champion
Normal sumo costume with Falwell mask
2. Body of Christ
Shirtless, stitches on both sides
1. Spanish Missionary
Carry around a trident and a bag labeled “syphilis”
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