Dear Venezuela:
We will trade you one Dick Armitage for one Hugo Chavez. The way I see it, you like leaders that hate the United States and want to do it harm. Who has revealed the identities of more CIA agents and done even further damage to our reputation in the Middle East, Dick or Hugo?
Hugo’s rant got way more press than Dick’s assorted blunders ever do, so obviously we’re just more interested in the relatively harmless words of a Latin American leader than the actually harmful words of Dubya’s advisors.
We know that Hugo left the United States very shortly after delivering his tirade, but please let him know that he is more than welcome to return. We will gladly send you our Dick in return.
We think that would be an even exchange.
Puppies, rainbows, and kittens,
The United States
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clever clever. i shared the line "send you our Dick in return" with some people in the staff lounge. We found it amusing.
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